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Khazad Beyonce or laconic and deluded 20-something - jury is undecided

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one plotbunny I cant get out of my head is -
The Lord of the Rings: the musical, a production by Minas Tirith University Drama Society

because its been 300 years since the War of the Ring in Middle Earth and the story gets told in childhood fairytales and then the slightly more historically accurate version in classrooms and everyone knows the story so its perfect for their first big production.

And the students get to it: writing the play, with a bit more drama here and there, some special effects and not-so-subtle nods to the whole Sam/Frodo relationship (the lembas is a metaphor). And a dwarrowdam is cast as Legolas (we cast for talent) and a Orc tries his damnest to win the role of Aragorn all the while arguing for a more sympathetic treatment of Sauron’s forces in the play, and the kid playing Boromir is so hammy and refuses to die with dignity.

And for some strange reason Gandalf is back in Middle Earth again (a wizard’s work is never done) and sees this and is like “hang on why is Saruman tapdancing”, “I cant remember Gimli and Legolas singing a homoerotic duet although it probably happened”, “That actor playing Gollum is too attractive I am uncomfortable” and “DID THEY JUST KILL OFF SAM”

So yeah is it still fanfiction if its all OC’s but they are pretending to be the Canon characters? I hope so. 

I’ll shut up now.

Filed under LOTR the lord of the rings au AmDram in middle earth middle earth gremlin rambles

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lixxieb:

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dalekdickbutt replied to your post “Hotels in London are just so gosh darn expensive!”

perhaps try a little further out? like essex has trains going straight to london. i’d offer my own house but uh, parents would belike nope :<

It’s for attending cons so I’m wanting to be as close to the con centre as possible! I can afford the places I’m looking at but I’m just such a cheapskate! 

sorry, that link in the answer didnt work - Go Native apartments was pretty good for the price http://www.gonative.com/go_native_fulham_rd

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it’s 10pm, I’m ill as hell and my dog is still crushing my knees - but if you don’t think I’ve been laughing to myself for about 10 mins over the phrase:

"The roof is not my son, but I will raise it."

then you are dead wrong my friend.

Filed under the roof is not gremlin's son but she will raise it hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah mine is a dirty laugh never ceases to amuse like that walk wup in the club like what up can I tempt you with a cup of camomille hahaahah that one is even better i need to sleep

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Character design doodles part 2- Gwen and Dante.As I mentioned in Part 1, I’m roughing out a story which I may comic-ify or at least do it for this year&#8217;s NaNoWriMo. I thought I’d get the design of my main characters figured out. Working title is “The Green Man’s Lullabye" and the basic premise is nothing good crawls out of the woods at night just keep singing S Club 7 that should help.Thus far it is set in early 90&#8217;s Edinburgh, then present day Northumbria.
Gwen and Dante are mother and daughter.The notes read:Gwen, 44, likes Strictly Come Dancing and tattoos.Dante, 17, likes doritos and the Large Hadron Collider.

Character design doodles part 2- Gwen and Dante.

As I mentioned in Part 1, I’m roughing out a story which I may comic-ify or at least do it for this year’s NaNoWriMo. I thought I’d get the design of my main characters figured out. Working title is “The Green Man’s Lullabye" and the basic premise is nothing good crawls out of the woods at night just keep singing S Club 7 that should help.

Thus far it is set in early 90’s Edinburgh, then present day Northumbria.

Gwen and Dante are mother and daughter.
The notes read:
Gwen, 44, likes Strictly Come Dancing and tattoos.

Dante, 17, likes doritos and the Large Hadron Collider.

Filed under Green Man's Lullabye Gods and Monsters scrapbook oc poc oc english oc's forest horror gremlin write stories of course you can get chavvy mad scientists why wouldnt you?

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pazithigallifreya asked: for meme: Red Dwarf!

I totally just found this -  h’ooooooookay Red Dwarf hotdamn lets do it

The first character I first fell in love with - I’m not even gonna lie it was totally the Cat, he appeared on screen, yowled, twirled and announce how fabulous he was and I was smitten. 
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now - Rimmer holy shit does that wet cabbage grow on you. He’s such a weasel and I appreciate it now the older I get.
The character everyone else loves that I don’t - I dunno I kinda love them all equally? I dunno, fuck it, the Inquisitor?
The character I love that everyone else hates - who the hell watches Red Dwarf and doesnt love everyone?!
The character I used to love but don’t any longer - I’m starting to prefer Rimmer over Lister but that doesnt mean I dont love Dave anymore.
The character I would totally smooch - …..the Catimage

The character I’d want to be like - Ace Rimmer. What a guy.
The character I’d slap - Rimmer if only for the reaction
A pairing that I love - hahahaha, Oh Listy. Oh Rimmer. 
A pairing that I despise - sorry guys, its Lister and Kochanski. Not feeling it.

So yeah. Red Dwarf. Highly recommend it if you want a deep dark understanding of the British psyche.

Filed under pazithigallifreya red dwarf

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Tattoos I want but am too afraid to get - 

  1. Gandalf’s sign 
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  2. Macbeth quote A -  
    Yet I will try the last. Before my body
    I throw my warlike shield. Lay on, Macduff,
    And damn’d be him that first cries, “Hold, enough!”
  3. Macbeth quote B -  
    I come, Graymalkin!
    Paddock calls.
    Anon.
  4. Macbeth quote C - 
    Something wicked this way comes
    (actually just the entirety of Macbeth. All of it.)

  5. Rohirrim chargy stuff - "Forth, and fear no darkness!"
    and/or
    Fell deeds awake.
    Now for wrath, now for ruin and the red dawn.
    Forth Eorlingas!

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    I’m such a dirty little nerd

Filed under tattoos tattoos I want forth eorlingas LOTR macbeth I want it aaaaaaaaalllllll I want it allll I want it all and I want it now

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Name a fandom you know I know and I’ll tell you

The first character I first fell in love with
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
The character everyone else loves that I don’t
The character I love that everyone else hates
The character I used to love but don’t any longer
The character I would totally smooch
The character I’d want to be like
The character I’d slap
A pairing that I love
A pairing that I despise

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Filed under I'm ill and bored out of my mind please gimme one guys guyyyyys followers